How to damage your foot in under 2 minutes whilst obliviously recording a tour of the villa in Lanzarote… I’m obviously both the narrator and the accident prone, rolled into one for the purpose of this video. It started off so well 🙂
Month: September 2026
Behold The Only Leaving Card I Ever Kept
Once upon a time I worked in an office filled with 700 people. It was busting at the seams with temps and dalliances with the opposite sex. One guy came into work one day with nail marks all over his neck and back, then pointed to a woman about two tables away and said, “She’s…
Generation Iron – Beginnings At 14 and Having a Gun Held to My Head
Up until the age of 14 I had never done any training. Never lifted a weight. That was all about to change when I went to Yugoslavia with my family and my great aunt. We didn’t have much money in those days, so my parents had to take the cheaper option and go there by…
Elizabeth Is Bewitching
When I was still at junior school, my mum excitedly put a programme on TV and said, “I used to watch this years ago. It’s about a witch who is married to a normal man – it’s so good“. I didn’t know what to expect. It was all in Black & White and it had…
Meanwhile, Somewhere In Birmingham…
Here’s a fairly recent photo of me in Birmingham, which I just noticed while I was browsing through my folders. As the bishop once said to the actress… (excuse the moody look – I sometimes get myself into ‘the zone’)
25 More Tweets I Probably Should Have Kept to Myself
While it was fresh on my mind, I reached my hand into the bag of 5000+ tweets I’ve written and pulled out numbers 26-50 Let’s see what my mind came up with, because these are all news to me too 😉 Starting with #50 and counting down to 26… #50 #49 #48 #47 #46 #45…
My Top 25 Tweets Of All Time (Plus My First)
Somehow I’ve been on Twitter (some people call it ‘X’ now 😉 since 2011. I just went back to see what the first thing I ever “tweeted” was and it was this on NYE 2011: I really just used it as a surreal brain dump/observation post until I created this blog. Somehow I’ve posted on…
Crystal Lake (Ooh….1971)
It’s 1971. It’s Horror. And it’s on Peacock from October 15th Count me in…
Rabbits!
I designed this rabbit t-shirt (not for me) but it was one size out so I ended up with it 🙂 Here I am wearing it, after swimming nearly 20 miles and numerous meetings with gravity since June. Now almost 3 months into my renewed fitness regime. What d’ya think? Good? Bad? Indifferent? 😉 And…
One Snooze Away From Nirvana
There’s a God which exists and its sole duty is to facilitate our sleep. Don’t laugh, I’m serious. When I was 19 I had an alarm clock that sounded like a transvestite. Halcyon days! No matter how hard it tried, this thing couldn’t wake me up. Fast forward to 2026 and I find myself waking…










