I did a thing… Introducing Dean. Just for fun and somewhat tongue-in-cheek of course: I ended up getting carried away and created a version with a bit of extra added sauce: Which one is best? Answers on a postcard (or in the comments)
Month: September 2026
I Never Saved Anything For The Swim Back
Gattaca and Dead Poets Society are two of my favourite films. I’ve mentioned them several times on this blog already. In Gattaca, there is a sibling rivalry between Vincent and his genetically engineered brother, Anton. They used to play a game of “chicken” where they would swim out to sea. The first one to turn…
Imagine Being Superman On A Day You Couldn’t Be Arsed
One day while I was minding my own business I got to thinking what it would be like to be Superman but on a day when I couldn’t be arsed to save the world or do anything remotely super-hero like. This is what I imagined that may look like (and yes, I did write the…
What’s It All About… Elfie
To my knowledge only two pictures of me in a gym exist on the interwebs. That’s because I never take my mobile phone onto the gym floor with me. I’ve unwittingly ended up in live streams by Tik Tok’ers (etc) because every stick insect thinks they are a bodybuilder/fitness guru these days. Anyway, this one…
If Freshly Spilled Ink Was An Old Style Advertorial
If Freshly Spilled Ink.com was an old style advertorial (don’t tell me you don’t love this lol)… Great ideas make you feel something, don’t they? 😉





