To some people it’s an MP3 voice recorder.

To me it’s a Magical Black Box Recording Device 😉

If ever you feel like something that feels important to you, which may seem trivial to others, always remind yourself that Samuel Pepys buried his cheese in the garden.

And if it’s good enough for Samuel…

I still don’t think we’ve ever landed on the moon.

Look at them now. All off to visit but nobody wants to stay.

Anyone would think the place was inhabited by Jehovah’s Witnesses or something 😉

I’m on the hunt for more films like Uncut Gems.

Also started watching a weird horror series on Netflix about this woman who agrees to get married.

So far she’s stabbed a bloke in the hand with a set of keys.

I call that the honeymoon period 🙂

Today I begin my new journey. I am a bit nervous and apprehensive about what is to come.

But more than anything I am EXCITED.

Let’s go champ.

Finland is an intriguing place. People that live there are very happy to do so.

They are usually reserved and keep themselves to themselves.

So it’s not a fun place to live but people there are quietly ecstatic.

What am I missing?

Have they got candy floss machines in their basement or something.

Ooh. Rather posh name for a boat I spotted out on my travels…

Ladies and gents I present to you the “Good Ship Ingrid”…

Just needs to get rid of the rust around the windows and the pheasant will taste lovely.

I’m in the mood for a fiery Goan curry.

And a dolphin to turn mundane bathing into a thrill that never gets old…

Bucket List

1. Fiery Goan Curry – Tick
2. Adventurous Dolphin – Placed an Ad.

I have discovered I have a gift/knack for crushing monkey nuts with my fingers in a very efficient manner.

This is most pleasing.

Fish & Chips or Mixed Grill?

Choices. Choices.

Bill Bailey (as Manny) had a Little Book of Calm in the sitcom ‘Black Books’.

The nearest thing I’ve found to this in liquid form is Blood Orange TRIP (Mindful Blend).

I think if everyone drank this, road rage would plummet.

Loads to sort out today. If you have a spare pair of arms could you lend them to me until tomorrow. Thanks.

Is pansexual when you get frisky holding a Wok? 😉

What’s better? Tune of the Day or Song of the Week?

In my sidebar I’m linking to the song that is currently stuck in my head, which happens to be Babycakes at the moment.

Don David is an amazing wine. It’s quite sublime.

A golden era bodybuilder called Ric Drasin used to say: “I’ve got some stories to tell. Come on in and I’ll share them with you”

What a lovely way of welcoming in a stranger.

Thursday is here. It’s not just another day, it’s another opportunity.

They say if you name an insect you can’t kill it.

Try telling that to George the Spider who I squashed this morning.

(Just kidding. He’s fine! ;-))

One day there will be a Robot Assistant in your house. One might be called Brian. Robots can do empathy better than men if the AI training model is ‘on point’.

When this happens, you will have instances where women turn to their partners and go, “Why can’t you be more like Brian. He understands”

And the bloke will think, “I hate Brian. He’s a robot prick.”

Babycakes – The one-hit wonder song I was reminded of from yesteryear, is still taking up unpaid rent space in my head.

No wonder it got to No.1.