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My Top 25 Tweets Of All Time (Plus My First)

Posted on September 15, 2026September 16, 2026 by Deanx

Somehow I’ve been on Twitter (some people call it ‘X’ now 😉 since 2011.

I just went back to see what the first thing I ever “tweeted” was and it was this on NYE 2011:

I really just used it as a surreal brain dump/observation post until I created this blog.

Somehow I’ve posted on there over 5000 times, which is insane.

I downloaded my archive and used a bit of ‘help’ to determine what my top 25 posts are on Twitter/X. Obviously this is all subjective, so with that in mind let’s begin the countdown, which may involve a modicum of hilarity (no promises though ;-))

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#20

#19

#18

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#15

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#4

#3

#2

#1

Are you not entertained? 😉

I had genuinely forgotten about a few of those. In a future post I will include the next 25 that never made this list.

If you’re not a weirdo or my next door neighbour, you can follow me here.

If I see you in real life I could just tell you what I wrote over a beer. Thanks for reading.

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