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Oct 11, 11:55 — I think I've bought every Stephen King Short story collection since the very first one I picked up in early 2003. It was • Oct 11, 11:34 — I went through a phase of watching comedy for an hour first thing every day before I did anything else. Let me tell  you • Oct 10, 18:36 — I’ve been hearing some crazy dating stories lately, the kind that make you question whether anyone actually meets natura • Oct 10, 18:09 — Sightseers is a very dark comedy film about a caravan holiday. Couple of quotes from it that made me laugh: Tina: You al • Oct 9, 21:14 — Just for fun and my last post about Bonnie Parker... From Dust to Asphalt We once left trails of dirt and flame,Now it’s • Oct 9, 19:37 — I had a go on a VR headset not long ago. One thing nobody tells you when you're using these things is how dizzy they mak • Oct 11, 11:55 — I think I've bought every Stephen King Short story collection since the very first one I picked up in early 2003. It was • Oct 11, 11:34 — I went through a phase of watching comedy for an hour first thing every day before I did anything else. Let me tell  you • Oct 10, 18:36 — I’ve been hearing some crazy dating stories lately, the kind that make you question whether anyone actually meets natura • Oct 10, 18:09 — Sightseers is a very dark comedy film about a caravan holiday. Couple of quotes from it that made me laugh: Tina: You al • Oct 9, 21:14 — Just for fun and my last post about Bonnie Parker... From Dust to Asphalt We once left trails of dirt and flame,Now it’s • Oct 9, 19:37 — I had a go on a VR headset not long ago. One thing nobody tells you when you're using these things is how dizzy they mak

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Quiet today · last updated 3 weeks ago

  1. I went to the cinema last night. At the end of the film, everyone cheered (I’ve never known that to happen before). There was also this annoying bloke next to me who seemed to be having a love affair with sweet wrappers, and his wife (assume it was his wife) seemed to be counting them. WTF. I haven’t given them a nickname yet, but for now I am going to call them, “The Cinema Goers From Hell” 🙂

    I can imagine the convo:

    “Margaret, don’t forget, we split the sweets equally!”
    “Don’t worry, I’ll count them in the cinema while the film is on and rustle them about a bit.”
    “Great. I’ll repeatedly click the drinks bottle as well just to aggravate whoever is sitting next to me”
    “What film is it again?”
    “Who cares.”

  2. After the latest revelations about paracetamol, the term: “Not tonight, I’ve got a headache” has turned pain relief into a national emergency. They’ll be saying viagra makes you better at comedy, next.

  3. I never wrote this bit in quotes but I 100% agree. What the world wants you to be isn’t YOU…

    [the bit I didn’t write]

    “The secret to confidence is just to be yourself. No fakery. No acting. No fancy logos. No polished Instagram pictures. No highlight reels. No “here’s my Lambo, bro.” Nope. Just be yourself.

    [end of the bit I didn’t write]

    Back to me again…

    That is your superpower (a lot of people don’t get this). People don’t need self-help books or overpaid therapists, they just need to be the awesome person they already are.

    Well I am anyway ha ha.

  4. Aren’t bananas disappointing when you peel them and you discover they have decided to ripen in secret (at which point they are no good to man nor beast). Personally I like them firm but fair, myself (not green though). How about you?

  5. [Testing 1,2,3] If this works a thumbnail should display on hover & camera icon should be visible…

    Stumbled upon this place by accident.

  6. Now I can say things like, “I looked out of the window last night and a badger was staring back at me” (true story).

  7. I’ve effectively set up my own micro blog-thingy on here (wowsers) *proud*

  8. Random audio test for ze blog

  9. It’s a bit like twitter as it’s also on my Fresh Thoughts Page

  10. Sometimes I just want to add quick thoughts on here so this is where you’ll find them.