In the cafe earlier, I overheard someone say, “I wouldn’t mind a slice of that pie.”
Turned out they meant Banoffee. Shame… I was ready to take notes.
Years ago, when I worked at Transco, they used to sell cheese muffins and minestrone soup in the canteen.
A bloke called Rob used to sit opposite me, and we’d often grab a soup and a muffin as part of our routine.
I handed the freshly-cooked muffin over to him at his desk one day and he said,
“Dean, I love a cheesy muff in the morning.”
He knew.
I knew.
We all knew.
I have to say though, the muffins were out of this world… and the innuendo wasn’t bad either.
One day, I might try to track down the original muffin maker.
I’m playing this one out with “I Got A Man” by Positive K, who was on a seemingly
never-ending quest for pie in this track.
Back in the day, this constantly played on “The Box”, which was a cable channel where
people would phone a premium rate phone line to get their favourite music video played on TV…
This guy was lyrically underrated.