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Oct 11, 11:55 — I think I've bought every Stephen King Short story collection since the very first one I picked up in early 2003. It was • Oct 11, 11:34 — I went through a phase of watching comedy for an hour first thing every day before I did anything else. Let me tell you • Oct 10, 18:36 — I’ve been hearing some crazy dating stories lately, the kind that make you question whether anyone actually meets natura • Oct 10, 18:09 — Sightseers is a very dark comedy film about a caravan holiday. Couple of quotes from it that made me laugh: Tina: You al • Oct 9, 21:14 — Just for fun and my last post about Bonnie Parker... From Dust to Asphalt We once left trails of dirt and flame,Now it’s • Oct 9, 19:37 — I had a go on a VR headset not long ago. One thing nobody tells you when you're using these things is how dizzy they mak • Oct 11, 11:55 — I think I've bought every Stephen King Short story collection since the very first one I picked up in early 2003. It was • Oct 11, 11:34 — I went through a phase of watching comedy for an hour first thing every day before I did anything else. Let me tell you • Oct 10, 18:36 — I’ve been hearing some crazy dating stories lately, the kind that make you question whether anyone actually meets natura • Oct 10, 18:09 — Sightseers is a very dark comedy film about a caravan holiday. Couple of quotes from it that made me laugh: Tina: You al • Oct 9, 21:14 — Just for fun and my last post about Bonnie Parker... From Dust to Asphalt We once left trails of dirt and flame,Now it’s • Oct 9, 19:37 — I had a go on a VR headset not long ago. One thing nobody tells you when you're using these things is how dizzy they mak

Nigel Planer from The Young Ones was on the radio the other day, talking about the time he was injured by a giant twenty-foot chocolate éclair, and about when he once answered an ad for a room while dressed as Che Guevara. His book sounded quite interesting.

I’ve never been injured by any type of cake, but I did once fall down the stairs in Jimmy Spice’s, when I obscured my vision by looking at the change I had jingling around in my pocket (such a rookie mistake).

I also once enthusiastically waved goodbye to someone and fell over a wall. After that happened, I made my farewells decidedly more static.